Dubbing itself “the industry’s sole bright spot in 2009,” Microsoft has spun some depressing console sale decline numbers from NPD into a self-congratulating piece on the Xbox 360’s singular success this year. Through the first seven months of 2009 the console has shown 17 percent growth, despite July’s losses for the Big Three’s respective slabs of home hardware. Microsoft also points out that the 360 has been the number one platform for third-party sales through the entire year. Of course, this is nothing Sony can’t rectify with a bit of dirt cheap PS3 Slim magic, right? Right? Nintendo meanwhile probably can’t hear Microsoft’s bragging through the thick, cash-lined vaults it’s built for itself off the back of ceaseless peripheral sales.

Okay, so there’s at least a sliver of a chance French modder Flasheur got his inspiration from an eerily similar mod last year that involved Sony’s PlayStation Portable and an original DualShock controller, but hey, progress is progress. This time around, we’re looking at a rather dashing blue PSP and a DualShock 2, and while the actual modding process looks to have taken a different route (three connections on the rear versus one on the side), the end result is the same. Bliss. Pure bliss. Hop on past the break for an entirely-too-lengthy video demonstrating the hack in action, and hang tight for a DualShock 3 iteration to surface in 5, 4, 3…

We’ve already had a pretty clear indication that the Xbox 360 Elite would be replacing the current middle-of-the-road Pro model as Microsoft winnows its SKU options down to two, and a new Meijer ad obtained by Kotaku has now further backed up rumors of the switchover, and seemingly confirmed that that, as expected, the Elite will also be occupying the Pro’s $299 price point. Of course, all of this is still far from official, but the ad does also peg the date for the price drop as August 30th, so it seems likely we’ll hear something from Microsoft before then — perhaps at a conveniently timed major gaming conference.

It was almost a little cruel of Microsoft to offer its Xbox Live Update preview program so widely — sure, all your stupid friends had the update, with their fancy new avatar clothing purchases and their cutesy little shared virtual Netflix screenings — but there was you, updateless, sitting all alone, trying to squeeze out a few more experience points in Call of Duty while you held back the tears. Well, your wait is over. The newly improved Xbox 360 dashboard is live for everybody. Games on Demand, User Ratings, Avatar Awards… it’s all there. Just ripe for the picking.

The hardcore modders in attendance need not apply unless they’re looking for a quick jaunt down easy street, but those terrified of solder guns, glue and screwdrivers best listen up. A newly formed company, BGRMODS, has just introduced its very product, and it’s pretty much a must-have for Xbox 360 owners. IntensaFIRE is an easy-to-install chip (we’re talking five minutes, tops) that modifies the Xbox 360 wireless controller in order to enable 5-mode sleeper settings (including a customizable user programmable mode) as well as a rapid-fire mode that should finally compensate for your lack of skill in Call of Duty 4. Hit the read link for the specifics on installation (trust us, there ain’t much to do), and get ready to upgrade your game on September 7th for $29.99.